Really? Is there a "Congratulations You Won the Lottery So Let Me Buy You Presents" Day, too?

Boss's day is tomorrow. I'm totally ok with Secretary's Administrative Assistants Day because generally, people who keep the office running are under appreciated and deserve some recognition. But Boss's Day? I'm pretty sure they make at least twice what I do, so I don't really feel like throwing them a big party and buying them a present.  And, when is Peon Day?  Last time I checked, no one has gotten me a card and a present for the work I do.

Anyway, we're having a potluck tomorrow morning for our bosses and, it's "totally voluntary" but in that we-know-who-you-are-you-non-participators sort of way. (Although, on the upside? Breakfast!)