Life lessons

Things a thief does not want from your wallet:

• your drivers lisence (apparently my twin did not steal my wallet)
• your debit card (really? who knows...)
• all business cards
• CPR certification
• empty check book
• Krispy Kream gift certificate
• proof of car insurance
• coffee card with one punch in it
• starbucks card (not a coffe person, huh?)
• post-it notes to myself
• coupons
• blood donor card from the red cross

Things a thief does want from your wallet:

• a pre-paid discover card, not yet activated
• cash
• change
• little plastic piece that goes on the end of my ipod
• all video rental cards
• charles penzones card (sorry--it's empty)
• my punch cards for dog food